10 Movie Cameos

1. Steve Martin- The Muppet Movie

2. Chuck Norris- Dodgeball

3. Lance Armstrong- Dodgeball

4. Mike Tyson- The Hangover

5. Billy Idol- Wedding Singer

6. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Airplane

7. Elvis Costello- Talladega Nights

8. Mos Def- Talladega Nights

9. Bill Murray- Zombieland

10. Keith Richards- Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End

10 Self Discovered Allergens

1. Beer

2. Niacin

3. Wheat

4. Red Meat

5. Grass

6. Polyester

7. Scented Soap

8. Body Oil

9. Baking Powder

10. Corn

10 Delicious Space Treats

1. Moon Pies

2. Star Crunch

3. Milky Way

4. Mars Bar

5. Starbursts

6. Cosmic Brownies

7.Satellite Wafers

8. Starlight Mints

9. Moon Rocks

10. Galaxy Bar

10 Perfectly Clean Words that Sound Dirty

1. Fuchsite

2. Diphthong

3. Backhoe

4. Fallacious

5. Cockchafer

6. Angina

7. Uranus

8. Masticate

9. Hoarfrost

10. Coccyx

10 Actors/Entertainers Turned Politician

1. Arnold Schwarzenegger

2. Ronald Reagan

3. Clint Eastwood

4. Al Franken

5. Jesse Ventura

6. Sonny Bono

7. Jerry Springer

8. Shirley Temple Black

9. Ben Jones

10. Jack Kelly

10 Church Marquees I've Seen Around Town

1. Fall Leaves 
    Jesus Doesn't

2. Behold! I come quickly.

3. Give Satan an Inch...
     He'll Be a Ruler

4. Kneel Before God And You Can Stand Before Anyone

5. Don't Join A Gym. Walk Daily With God.

6. Give God What's Right, Not What's Left.

7. Only God Can Take 2 Pieces Of Wood And Build A Bridge To Heaven.

8. No Jesus No God.   Know Jesus Know God.

9. Jesus: He's Coming
    Justice: It's Coming

10. To Be Almost Saved Is To Be Totally Lost

10 Teams I Played For As A Kid

1. Squeaky Clean Dustbusters

2. C&C Carpet Factory

3. Ewoks

4. Lobos

5. Orange Whalers

6. Blue Royals

7. CC Strikers

8. Purple Panthers

9. Eagles

10. Plano Mets