1. Redd Foxx
2. Red Skelton
3. Red Baron
4. Red Robin
5. Red Riding Hood
6. The Reds
7. Red Auerbach
8. Redman
9. Red River
10. Red Dawn
Friday, September 30, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
10 Wrestling Names I'm Giving To Folks I Know
1. Mikey Hayes- Mikey "P.S." Hayes
2. Matt Floyd- Matt "Pretty Boy" Floyd
3. Brian Youngblood- Slaughterhouse
4. Andy Warr- Andy "The Ultimate Warr-ior"
5. Dan Johnson- "Thunder Dan Under" (5and 6 are a tag team duo)
6. Matt White- "White Lightning"
7. Leslie Vaughn- Leslie Vaughn Erich
8. Dave Hoffpauir- Dave "Rock n Roll Zoomhoff Power"
9. Jeremy Brasher- Jeremy "The Brawler" Brasher
10. Henson Flye- Henson "Super Flye Snuka"
2. Matt Floyd- Matt "Pretty Boy" Floyd
3. Brian Youngblood- Slaughterhouse
4. Andy Warr- Andy "The Ultimate Warr-ior"
5. Dan Johnson- "Thunder Dan Under" (5and 6 are a tag team duo)
6. Matt White- "White Lightning"
7. Leslie Vaughn- Leslie Vaughn Erich
8. Dave Hoffpauir- Dave "Rock n Roll Zoomhoff Power"
9. Jeremy Brasher- Jeremy "The Brawler" Brasher
10. Henson Flye- Henson "Super Flye Snuka"
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
10 Businesses Where Customer Service Is Not A Priority
1. Blockbuster I'd never prayed for an establishment to shut down until I entered the Blockbuster Video Cantrell location. Anyone driven past there lately? They shut it down. Amen.
2. Cotham's I know they supposedly have the best hamburger in the nation. However, I have no idea how their burgers taste because I was ignored for at least 30 minutes the two times I went inside.
3. Paxton's Pizza It is a pretty new establishment, and they usually only have one employee working at a time, but it should not take 35 minutes to make a salad and sandwich combo.
4. Purple Cow My kids love this place. One Saturday my kids and I went for a quick lunch at the Cantrell location. I wound up eating a sharp piece of glass hiding in the bottom of my salad. The manager came out to offer his expertise. "Maybe it was a piece of plastic or something." Then he offered me a free milkshake without an apology. We have been back, and have not had any more incidents. Surprising as it seems that guy no longer works there. Oh yeah. He did mention he had children as well. Poor little bastards.
5. Cheeburger Cheeburger Boooooooo!
6. Juanita's Pay your bands!
7. Cantina Laredo Typical chain restaurant. Moves in to a small town, serves you a quality first meal, and goes striaght downhill from there.
8. Riverdale Movies 10 I will always go to this Theater because it is close and cheap. If they could just get the film calibrated on the screen correctly that would be outstanding.
9. William and Sonoma I went in there to find a couple of items I couldn't find anywhere else. As I walked in I heard, "Well I'm sorry ma'am. There are only two of us working today. We tried our best." "Well you need to try harder. I won't be back." After making three laps around the entire store, I finally found what I needed. I quickly made my way to the counter. There I found one employee gift wrapping a mixer for a customer. The other employee walked out from behind the counter, and left me standing there holding a sleeping child in one arm and my overpriced items in the other. She then helped a customer decide which knives to buy. Well she didn't actually help him. She made excuses about why she didn't know which knives were the best, but she could look it up on the internet. He said, "Well why don't you help that young man first?" She then walked behind the counter, looked up at me, and went straight to the computer and printed some information for the knife guy. He said, "Go ahead and help him, and then you can help me." Then, with out looking up, she said, "I can help the next person in line." She scanned the items and asked for my email address. I said, "You're not getting my email address." "I have to have it for your purchase." "Well then your not getting my purchase." The other employee who was still trying to wrap the mixer after 23 minutes came over and bypassed the email request. "You have a great day and come back and see us." "That shit ain't gonna happen. You guys need to get your system straight."
10. Rock Fish Grill
2. Cotham's I know they supposedly have the best hamburger in the nation. However, I have no idea how their burgers taste because I was ignored for at least 30 minutes the two times I went inside.
3. Paxton's Pizza It is a pretty new establishment, and they usually only have one employee working at a time, but it should not take 35 minutes to make a salad and sandwich combo.
4. Purple Cow My kids love this place. One Saturday my kids and I went for a quick lunch at the Cantrell location. I wound up eating a sharp piece of glass hiding in the bottom of my salad. The manager came out to offer his expertise. "Maybe it was a piece of plastic or something." Then he offered me a free milkshake without an apology. We have been back, and have not had any more incidents. Surprising as it seems that guy no longer works there. Oh yeah. He did mention he had children as well. Poor little bastards.
5. Cheeburger Cheeburger Boooooooo!
6. Juanita's Pay your bands!
7. Cantina Laredo Typical chain restaurant. Moves in to a small town, serves you a quality first meal, and goes striaght downhill from there.
8. Riverdale Movies 10 I will always go to this Theater because it is close and cheap. If they could just get the film calibrated on the screen correctly that would be outstanding.
9. William and Sonoma I went in there to find a couple of items I couldn't find anywhere else. As I walked in I heard, "Well I'm sorry ma'am. There are only two of us working today. We tried our best." "Well you need to try harder. I won't be back." After making three laps around the entire store, I finally found what I needed. I quickly made my way to the counter. There I found one employee gift wrapping a mixer for a customer. The other employee walked out from behind the counter, and left me standing there holding a sleeping child in one arm and my overpriced items in the other. She then helped a customer decide which knives to buy. Well she didn't actually help him. She made excuses about why she didn't know which knives were the best, but she could look it up on the internet. He said, "Well why don't you help that young man first?" She then walked behind the counter, looked up at me, and went straight to the computer and printed some information for the knife guy. He said, "Go ahead and help him, and then you can help me." Then, with out looking up, she said, "I can help the next person in line." She scanned the items and asked for my email address. I said, "You're not getting my email address." "I have to have it for your purchase." "Well then your not getting my purchase." The other employee who was still trying to wrap the mixer after 23 minutes came over and bypassed the email request. "You have a great day and come back and see us." "That shit ain't gonna happen. You guys need to get your system straight."
10. Rock Fish Grill
Monday, September 26, 2011
10 Name Changes To Convert These Bands Into Christian Rockers
1. Go Fast - Go Forth
2. Night Ranger - Night Manger
3. Guns 'n' Roses - Nuns 'n' Moses
4. INXS - INRI
5. Genesis - Genesis
6. J5 - JC5
7. Village People - Village People
8. Heart - Pure Heart
9.The Hollies- The Holy
10. Spirit - Holy Spirit
2. Night Ranger - Night Manger
3. Guns 'n' Roses - Nuns 'n' Moses
4. INXS - INRI
5. Genesis - Genesis
6. J5 - JC5
7. Village People - Village People
8. Heart - Pure Heart
9.The Hollies- The Holy
10. Spirit - Holy Spirit
Sunday, September 25, 2011
10 Things I Learned From Gwyneth Paltrow While Watching Country Strong
1. Never wear an all satin outfit on stage because it wrinkles, and it shows where you are sweating.
2. Love is the only thing that truly matters.
3. Never take laxatives because they always seem to work at the wrong times.
4. Never drink carbonated beverages on show days because it causes swelling.
5. You shouldn't mix pills with alcohol.
6. Beware of gifts from fans.
7. Limit your alcohol consumption when you're expecting.
8. Don't take someone out of rehab before the rehab.
9. Movies about country music are depressing.
10. If you have a lot of problems you need a lot of pills.
2. Love is the only thing that truly matters.
3. Never take laxatives because they always seem to work at the wrong times.
4. Never drink carbonated beverages on show days because it causes swelling.
5. You shouldn't mix pills with alcohol.
6. Beware of gifts from fans.
7. Limit your alcohol consumption when you're expecting.
8. Don't take someone out of rehab before the rehab.
9. Movies about country music are depressing.
10. If you have a lot of problems you need a lot of pills.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
10 Things Most Elderly People Always Seem To Have
1. Time
2. Peppermints
3. Change
4. Windbreakers
5. Large Cars
6. Coupons
7. Gout
8. Time Shares
9. Scarves
10. Laxatives
2. Peppermints
3. Change
4. Windbreakers
5. Large Cars
6. Coupons
7. Gout
8. Time Shares
9. Scarves
10. Laxatives
Friday, September 23, 2011
10 Old War Injuries
1. Two crooked toes because my mother made me wear shoes that were to small. Why didn't I say something?
2. A scar on my upper thigh from a Fourth of July accident.
3. A scar on the corner of my mouth from the slot car incident.
4. Pencil lead in my thumb from an accident in second grade.
5. A gnarly scar on the back of my hand from carrying glass bottles for my aunt.
6. A small scar on my right leg from inadvertently stabbing myself in the leg with a pocket knife I found at the grocery store.
7. Two scars on my right arm from a Brown Recluse spider.
8. A chipped tooth from being tackled by Damien Thompson at the WWT.
9. A small round scar on my nose from being shot by a paper clip.
10. A second chipped tooth compliments of Slaughter.
2. A scar on my upper thigh from a Fourth of July accident.
3. A scar on the corner of my mouth from the slot car incident.
4. Pencil lead in my thumb from an accident in second grade.
5. A gnarly scar on the back of my hand from carrying glass bottles for my aunt.
6. A small scar on my right leg from inadvertently stabbing myself in the leg with a pocket knife I found at the grocery store.
7. Two scars on my right arm from a Brown Recluse spider.
8. A chipped tooth from being tackled by Damien Thompson at the WWT.
9. A small round scar on my nose from being shot by a paper clip.
10. A second chipped tooth compliments of Slaughter.
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