1. OCD- I click my teeth in patterns of eight.
2. Insomnia- I have to force my self to fall asleep at night. If I am awoken for any reason I can't go back to sleep.
3. Old Man Hands- Hereditary wrinkly hands. It looks like I have been working with my hands my entire life. I assure you, this is not the case.
4. Driving Induced Tourette Syndrome- I break into cursing fits of rage while behind the wheel.
5. Noassatall- I get this from my daddy. No ass at all.
6. Wheat Allergies- Every time I drink a lot of beer, I feel horrible the next day. I must be allergic to the wheat.
7. Garliquetivitis- No matter what I wash with I still wind up smelling like garlic at the end of each day.
8. ESP- I see things two or three steps ahead sometimes. I can't win the f**ing lottery though.
9. Social Disorder- I sometimes feel awkward or I have social impairment when in public situations.
10. ADHD- I never stop moving. I am always fidgeting.
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