1. Empire Strike Back
2. Superman II
3. Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
4. Terminator II
5. Aliens
6. The Godfather II
7. Toy Story 2
8. Die Hard 2
9. Rock III
10. X2: X-Men United
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
10 Memorial Day Possessions
1. Four free unused Riverfest Tickets
2. Headache
3. Banana Pudding Ice Cream
4. Tickets to Kung Fu Panda 2
5. A fresh package of Skip-bo cards
6. Thoughts of my Grandfather and Uncle
7. Anticipation of our annual family camping trip
8. A desire to win at extreme bocce ball
9. Three chickens who will soon be bigger than the tiny cage they are housed in
10. A father obsessed with photoshop
2. Headache
3. Banana Pudding Ice Cream
4. Tickets to Kung Fu Panda 2
5. A fresh package of Skip-bo cards
6. Thoughts of my Grandfather and Uncle
7. Anticipation of our annual family camping trip
8. A desire to win at extreme bocce ball
9. Three chickens who will soon be bigger than the tiny cage they are housed in
10. A father obsessed with photoshop
Sunday, May 29, 2011
10 Wedding Observations
1 Embrace after the kiss meaning Brookelyn and Westley truly love one another
2 Little girls turning summersaults during the ceremony
3 Alcohol choices. Wine, Beer and Champagne
4 Children dancing better than your drunkest uncle
5 Pairs of yellow flip flops
6 Topping choices at the grits bar
7 Songs that I truly love played by DJ Marcus
8 :00 Curfew set by my mother-in-law
9 Tears held back watching one of my favorite friends marry a sweet man that she loves dearly.
10 Fans waving in unison to the beat of "I'm In Love With A Girl," as the bride processed down the aisle.
2 Little girls turning summersaults during the ceremony
3 Alcohol choices. Wine, Beer and Champagne
4 Children dancing better than your drunkest uncle
5 Pairs of yellow flip flops
6 Topping choices at the grits bar
7 Songs that I truly love played by DJ Marcus
8 :00 Curfew set by my mother-in-law
9 Tears held back watching one of my favorite friends marry a sweet man that she loves dearly.
10 Fans waving in unison to the beat of "I'm In Love With A Girl," as the bride processed down the aisle.
Saturday, May 28, 2011
10 Results of Taking Your Child to Work
1. Tiredness from holding your own child while watching other children.
2. Her misinterpretation of Little Red Riding Hood. "What's it called? Little Right Neighborhood?"
3. Her reenactment of Little Red Riding Hood, over and over again.
4. Her saying, "I love my daddy the most."
5. A three hour nap as a result of going to a school with seven sets of stairs.
6. Crying because she misses her own school that has closed for the summer.
7. A child who stays up until eleven as a result of taking a three hour nap.
8. Staying up until 2 as a result of drinking coffee, to be able to make it through the day, with the added weight of bringing my child to work.
9. Comfort in knowing that I won't have to bring my child to work for the rest of the school year.
10. Discovering that it's not babysitting if it is your own child.
2. Her misinterpretation of Little Red Riding Hood. "What's it called? Little Right Neighborhood?"
3. Her reenactment of Little Red Riding Hood, over and over again.
4. Her saying, "I love my daddy the most."
5. A three hour nap as a result of going to a school with seven sets of stairs.
6. Crying because she misses her own school that has closed for the summer.
7. A child who stays up until eleven as a result of taking a three hour nap.
8. Staying up until 2 as a result of drinking coffee, to be able to make it through the day, with the added weight of bringing my child to work.
9. Comfort in knowing that I won't have to bring my child to work for the rest of the school year.
10. Discovering that it's not babysitting if it is your own child.
Friday, May 27, 2011
10 Pet Peeves
1. Dishes in the kitchen sink with food morsels attached
2. Wet bath mat
3. People picking up objects with their feet
4. People coming into the kitchen before I have finished cooking
5. People texting at the dinner table
6. When someone hangs up the phone without saying bye
7. When I am officiating a school kickball game, and kids yell "Foul!" when the ball is clearly fair
8. When people use one word commands instead of questions when they want something from me
Ex: "Hungry" "Outside" "Bubblegum"
9. Door to door sales boys showing me credential and asking for my account number
10. People without jobs or children complaining about being tired
2. Wet bath mat
3. People picking up objects with their feet
4. People coming into the kitchen before I have finished cooking
5. People texting at the dinner table
6. When someone hangs up the phone without saying bye
7. When I am officiating a school kickball game, and kids yell "Foul!" when the ball is clearly fair
8. When people use one word commands instead of questions when they want something from me
Ex: "Hungry" "Outside" "Bubblegum"
9. Door to door sales boys showing me credential and asking for my account number
10. People without jobs or children complaining about being tired
Thursday, May 26, 2011
10 Politicians Whose Parent's Must Hate Them
1. Tiny Kox
2. Dick Armey
3. Dick Ball
4. Young Boozer
5. Dick Swett
6. Kinky Freidman
7. John A. Boehner
8. Jay Walker
9. Butch Otter
10. Tripp Self
2. Dick Armey
3. Dick Ball
4. Young Boozer
5. Dick Swett
6. Kinky Freidman
7. John A. Boehner
8. Jay Walker
9. Butch Otter
10. Tripp Self
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
10 Midweek Quotes from Bella Rose
1. "Dad, someone called me gay today."
"What does gay mean Bella?"
"It means Nimrod."
"What does Nimrod mean Bella?"
"It means stupid. I can't teach you everything."
2. "Hey Bella, what do you think dad will say when he sees your new baby chickens?"
"Probably, 'shit another pet'."
3. "Hey dad, I know you love mom, but why are you eating her face like a crab in your wedding picture?"
4. "Dad, can I have your crappy car someday?"
5. "No offense to you dad, but I really wish mom was off today."
6. "You ever notice that Dadoo and Thomas both talk with their hands?"
7. "I hate Justin Bieber."
"I think he's cute Bella."
"Yeah but his music stinks, Dad. Yuck!"
8. We were watching baseball, and someone hit a home run. The announcer said, "That's a dinger."
Bella said, "A dinger ate my baby."
9. "He scared the shit out of that pigeon."
10. "Dad, Amelia hit me."
"Are you dying?"
"No. I'm gonna live, but goll! Just thought you might help me out. Guess I was wrong."
"What does gay mean Bella?"
"It means Nimrod."
"What does Nimrod mean Bella?"
"It means stupid. I can't teach you everything."
2. "Hey Bella, what do you think dad will say when he sees your new baby chickens?"
"Probably, 'shit another pet'."
3. "Hey dad, I know you love mom, but why are you eating her face like a crab in your wedding picture?"
4. "Dad, can I have your crappy car someday?"
5. "No offense to you dad, but I really wish mom was off today."
6. "You ever notice that Dadoo and Thomas both talk with their hands?"
7. "I hate Justin Bieber."
"I think he's cute Bella."
"Yeah but his music stinks, Dad. Yuck!"
8. We were watching baseball, and someone hit a home run. The announcer said, "That's a dinger."
Bella said, "A dinger ate my baby."
9. "He scared the shit out of that pigeon."
10. "Dad, Amelia hit me."
"Are you dying?"
"No. I'm gonna live, but goll! Just thought you might help me out. Guess I was wrong."
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