1. Willie Nelson is a great guitar player.
2. Chickens attract rats.
3. Scrambled egg and mustard sandwiches are delicious.
4. You can make a cake on a barbeque grill.
5. Running a trout line is not real fishing, but it's fun.
6. The Dallas Cowboys are supposed to win the Super Bowl every year.
7. Be a good listener so that you can insert puns when necessary.
8. How to tell a joke... slowly.
9. The locations of all the best breakfast dives in North Texas.
10. How to be a great father.
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