Certain Things Should Be Clarified Before Trying To Teach Children The Constitution

1. "Okay class. What is the Constitution?"   "Is that when you can't go poop?"

2. "Anyone else? Yes."   "It's not about boo boo. It's about 9/11."

3. "Can someone give me an example of Justice?"    "Is it like your rights."   "Yes. Anyone else?"      "Your Lefts?"

4.  "What is Tranquility?"   "It's like when you want an animal to go to sleep, you shoot it with a Tranquility gun."

5. "Can anyone tell me what promotion means?"    "To get a better job?"    "So what does it mean to promote freedom?"    "To change the channel?"

6. "I thought posterity was the way you stand. Sometimes my mom says to have good posterity."    "No. That's posture."

7. "Isn't it supposed to be We are the people?"  

8. "We honor our country by being a good patriot."    "Did you see the Patriots whoop up on the Dolphins last night?"

9. "Dude you just let the flag touch the ground. Now they're gonna burn you."

10. "Salute from your temple? I thought this was a school."