Tuesday, February 15, 2011

10 Elementary School Changes

1. Then: "You got cooties."                       Now: "Cheese touch!"

2. Then: Kids wanted to "Be like Mike."  Now: "No these are Air Jordan's. Whose Mike?"

3. Then: Nintendo                                     Now: PS3, Wii, XBox 360

4. Then: Sagging and pagers                     Now: Skinny Jeans and  iPhones

5. Then: School pizza was a square.         Now: School pizza is a triangle.

6. Then: Recess was close to 1 hour.        Now: Recess is barely twenty minutes.

7. Then: Slap bracelets                              Now: Silly bands

8. Then: Showbiz Pizza                            Now: Playtime Pizza

9. Then: Polaroid                                      Now: Digital

10. Then: Killer Bees                               Now: Swine Flu

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