My 10 Rules at Oaklawn

1. Do not bring more than $20.

2. Never bet on the pink horse.

3. Always bet on a horse that has the name of one of your loved ones in it's name.

4. Only drink if you win.

5. I try to look for horses named after firecrackers and Indian warriors. Choose wisely if you pick a horse using this method. I have about a 17% success rate when applying this method.

6. Always bet on the pink horse.

7. Do not bet on a horse if Craig O'Neill tells you,  "Oh this horse is a lock. You better put all your money on this one."

8. Only eat if you win.

9. Do not bring your young children to the track. They do not bring you luck.

10. If you want Craig O'Neill hookups at the races, you must go with him. Do not go if he says, "They know your coming, just tell them Craig O'Neill sent you." Trust me they do not give a shit if you know Craig O'Neill. You only get the hookup if he is with you. Thanks Craig.