Wednesday, February 9, 2011

10 Reasons why the Hillcrest Kroger sucks ass

1. Narrow checkout lines.

2. Narrow Aisles.

3. The batteries are extremely hard to find.

4. The soup bar has two types of bowls, and two types of lids. Each lid matches that specific bowl. The problem is they almost always have the lid from one brand , and the bowl from the other brand. They don't fit!

5. Even the nice clerks don't smile anymore.

6. The crackers and cookies are on the right side of the store.

7. If you buy an "Exotic" fruit they will put it in its own separate bag.

8. They automatically put your groceries in plastic bags.  No one says, "Would you like paper or plastic?"

9. The new layout is to confusing. If I see someone I know I usually try to ignore them, because if I   break concentration for one second I will forget something on my mental list. They must  know that the layout is all wrong because they passed out maps at the Grand Opening.

10. The clerks have personal conversations with each other. If you throw some witty banter into their conversation they look at you like you broke some sort of Kroger etiquette. This is likely the only eye contact you will have with the cashier.

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