1. Blow up a bag full of balloons, while you are sober.
2. Leave your car running while you go to the bar for a few cocktails.
3. Call your sixteen year old nephew to come and blow into the machine, so that you can drive home.
4. Carry an air tank in your passenger side floor board.
5. Suck on a penny in an attempt to some how counteract the alcohol.
6. Blow cigarette smoke into the mouthpiece to try to trick the machine.
7. Swish mouthwash for thirty seconds and then blow.
8. Put a bicycle in the back of your car, and ride the two wheeler home when you get to drunk to drive. However, this only works if you are sober enough to operate the bike.
9. Have someone at the local bar blow into the breathalyzer. You may have better luck sobering up, before you find someone else in the bar that is sober.
10. Eat a bunch of fruit pies in order to once again counteract the alcohol.
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