10 Reasons You Wish You Could Go Camping with Me

1. Homemade Ice cream made from evaporated milk and root beer.

2. Extreme Bocce Ball

3. I serve Mimosas with breakfast every morning.

4. I will paddle and steer the canoe while you sleep.

5. If you get tired, I will carry you back to the campsite.

6. I can build a good campfire.

7. I will remind you to reapply your sunscreen.

8. If we go on a long hike, I will stop and wait if you get tired.

9. I like to fish. If the fish aren't biting, I will drop puns until your ears are tired.

10. I bring my own beer, so we don't have drink 3% Oklahoma beer.