1. Don't touch me!
2. Don't talk to me!
3. Don't look at me!
4. Don't tell me, "It's hot."
5. Don't let me catch you filling up your huge thermos of coffee, before I've gotten my first cup.
6. I don't feel like trying something new today.
7. Don't wave at me to turn, like I'm the idiot who doesn't know that they have the right of way.
8. Don't ask me if I want a donut. "I don't eat donuts. How do you think I keep this girlish figure? I'm hypoglycemic. Do you have any apple fritters?"
9. Don't ask me about my weekend.
10. Don't say, "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."
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