10 Things it's Hotter than According to my Uncle Tom

1. "It's hotter than a Mother F***er."

2. "It's hotter than a Son of a B**ch."

3. "It's hotter than a whore on the Fourth of July."

4. "It's hotter than Hell."

5. "It's hotter than two squirrels f****ing in a wool sock."

6. "It's hotter than a two dollar pistol."

7. "It's hotter than shit."

8. "It's hotter than a whore at church."

9. "It's hotter than a half bred fox in a forest fire."

10. "It's hotter than Georgia Asphalt."