1. I have a meat hangover.
2. Our chickens are missing.
3. There was a snake, eating a frog in my garage.
4. Somebody ate my Apple Fritter.
5. I'm tired of pushing children in an uphill parade.
6. I don't want to listen to someone read the entire Declaration of Independence at the end of the uphill parade.
7. I was inches away from losing an eye last night.
8. My head hurts.
9. I have to figure out what to do with yet another blow up pool.
10. I hate cherry pie.
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