1. A teenager crawled into a man hole. When he emerged, his friends took off his shoes and he threw up. Then they all shot bottle rockets at him.
2. A yard guy mowed the wrong yard. He discovered the mistake about half way through, and then left.
3. There was a huge rat chasing a squirrel.
4. A pigeon relieved itself on my left arm.
5. A scooter with a sticker reading, "One less car," had a wreck.
6. A man asked me if I would trade him a screwdriver for a slightly used hunting knife.
7. The gas company hit the water main, again.
8. A snake said hello to me.
9. I saw a small child riding a dog like a horse.
10. Amelia got stuck in a plastic tub while floating in a blow up pool.
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