10 Things That Have a Different Meaning After Having Children 7/9/11

1. "Where are your panties?"

2. "Well that's what happens when you dance with your eyes closed."

3. "Where do you want me to sleep? There's always three girls in my bed."

4. "Why did you pee on the floor?"

5. "Are you ready for your bath?"

6. "Where's your mom?"

7. "Look at your cute little butt."

8. "Will you lay down with me?"

9. "Will you play with me?"

10. "I like your boobies."