10 Things That Preschoolers and Alcoholics Have in Common

1. They both close talk people at a high volume.

2. They both have young girl friends.

3. They both might pee their pants.

4. They both sleep on the floor.

5. They both touch you inappropriately while attempting to get your attention.

6. They can't drive.

7. Both eat lunch at 10:00 am.

8. Both get dizzy and fall down.

9. They both talk about their mommies.

10. You have to speak slowly, clearly, and give step by step instructions in order for them to understand you.