Sunday, January 30, 2011

10 Excuses for Missing Church

1.  Gotta watch wrestling.

2.  I'm spiritual, not religious.

3.  My stomach hurts.

4.  My baby's too young.

5.  I don't like their music.

6.  My clothes are dirty.

7.  On the seventh day, I rest.

8.  I don't have any gas.

9.  I've got too much gas.

10.  I'm giving up church for lent.

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