Monday, January 24, 2011

9:20a.m. Jan. 4: 10 Reasons My Underwear's the Best

1.  Why don't you come down here and find out.

2.  Boxer briefs make my ass look hot.

3.  No one wears tighty whities anymore.

4.  No risk of wedging up like boxers.

5.  They make me feel sporty, like a pro wrestler.

6.  They enhance my cup size (even though I don't need it).

7.  Good things come in brief packages.

8.  Less likely to expose your crack.

9.  W wears 'um and he's a sweet lookin' ass.

10.  Every nut needs a hug, but no one wants to be smothered.

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