1. Eating sweet potatoes makes your ears turn orange.
2. Contrary to popular belief baby crap does stink.
3. Wrapping paper is not edible.
4. True love is when someone throws up in your mouth and you don't care.
5. Breast milk is delicious and free.
6. Babies are a major buzz kill.
7. Sleep is overrated.
8. Vacuums are scary.
9. Boobs are great.
10. Having a baby changes everything.
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