1. "I'm allergic to men lying down."
2. "The T.V. is not a baby sitter."
3. "Is it going to be another pajama day?"
4. "Get up you baby p***y."
5. "You better go take your medicine."
6. "Don't let your daddy sleep past nine o'clock girls."
7. "I made coffee if you wanna get up."
8. "Help me get this dress off. It's to sticky for me to wear today."
9. "What did you say Amelia? You found a potty cookie?"
10. "You know what's sexy about you? When you're working."
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