1. Our combined height is 11'5".
2. It takes him ten days to have a fully grown beard. It takes me about twelve.
3. If one of us decides we don't like someone, then we both hate you.
4. Separately we are not very tough, but collectively you better run, and pray that I don't have the energy to chase you.
5. He has short legs and a long torso. I have long legs and a short torso. Put us together and you have a perfect man.
6. We both get mad when someone says, "Are you grouchy?"
7. We are surprisingly crafty.
8. We both married fantastic ladies.
9. We both drive as if we were at the go cart track.
10. We both abuse fireworks.
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