1. I've become deadly accurate with my daughter's toy bow and arrow set.
2. While riding my bike I often pretend like I'm riding a wild horse.
3. I once threw a screwdriver and it stuck in a wooden fence.
4. I prefer to be shirtless.
5. My house shoes are moccasins.
6. My children now refer to me as "Hawk Feather".
7. I'm a great catcher of crawdads.
8. I'm good at avoiding white men that I know, at the grocery store.
9. I just watched Disney's Squanto, and I loved it.
10. This may be a sweeping generalization, but I hate white people.
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