1. Someone said, "Twat blocker."
2. A forty-three dollar tab at the WWT. I wasn't even drunk. I love you guys, but you hurt my feelings.
3. Gun shots
4. WM3
5. Nancy has over 130 birds, and Debbie has over 150 rabbits.
6. The clerk at Walgreens acted like he was going to refuse me service as part of his witty banter. "Will you please service me?" "Oh. I would love to."
7. "Daddy. How many ding dings do boys have?" Uh-oh
8. There was a tent in my living room.
9. Either a rat or a squirrel ran across my yard, and jumped into the creek.
10. Bella has homework on the weekend.
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