1. The seating hostess put my name on a waiting list and handed me a pager.
2. I swear I saw a glow stick in a man's martini.
3. Free bread!
4. Bedazzled dress shirts
5. Woo hoo! Bachelorette Party.
6. The two drinks before the meal cost almost as much as the entire dinner.
7. It was like a reality television show on the inside.
8. No matter how far west the location, it's still a strip mall.
9. I was sitting so close to the table next to me, I feel like I know more about them than I do about some of my own kin.
10. Thanks for the gift card, but damn Craig, I'm going to the Olive Garden next time. Do you have a gift card for that?
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