10 Thoughts That Crossed My Mind While Attending A Workshop Today

1. "Man we need some rain."

2. "I wish I was watching shark week."

3. "Damn. I forgot, shark week is over."

4. "I wonder if I can get to subway and back in 45 minutes."

5. "Am I slouching?"

6. "Now that I'm sitting up straight, I wonder if the people behind me can see."

7. "I wish they had donuts. Who are you kidding? You wouldn't eat them anyway."

8. "That sounds like a sugar coated satan sandwich."

9. "I wonder if I could kill a mountain lion with my bare hands?"

10. "I could totally kill a mountain lion with my bare hands."