Friday, March 9, 2012

"Aim for the stars, and you might hit the ceiling."

Thursday, December 29, 2011

10 Company Ad Slogans

1. "We'll leave the light on for you."

2. "We'll pick you up."

3. "Taste the rainbow."

4. "Follow my nose."

5. "What can brown do for you?"

6. "Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

7. "Reach out and touch someone."

8. "Sometimes you feel like a nut."

9. "Head for the mountains."

10. "Dig 'em!"

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

10 Things That are "Dirty"

1. Dancing

2. Deeds

3. Sean

4. Zach

5. Sanchez

6. Jobs

7. Jokes

8. Truth

9. Dozen

10. Martini

Sunday, December 18, 2011

My Interstate Soundtrack For This Short AR to TX Trip

1. Queens of the Stone Age

2. Brother Andy and His Big Damn Mouth

3. Dirt Bag

4. Aloe Blacc

5. Loretta Lynn

6. My Morning Jacket

7. Slobberbone

8. Archers of Loaf

9. Roots

10. Centro-matic

Friday, December 16, 2011

Christmas Gifts That People Went Crazy for in the 1990's

1. Furby

2. Tickle me Elmo

3. Beanie Babies

4. Pokemon

5. TMNT Action Figures

6. Pogs

7. Nintendo Gameboy

8. Lazer Tag

9. Starter Jackets

10. Reebok Pumps

Thursday, December 15, 2011

10 Names for Where You Do Your Business

1. Head

2. Loo

3. Commode

4. Crapper

5. John

6. Potty

7. Toilet

8. Throne

9. Thunderbox

10. Oval Office