Tuesday, November 29, 2011

10 Things "Golden"

1. Golden Girls

2. Golden Gate Bridge

3. Golden Globe

4. Golden Boy

5. Golden Apple

6. Golden Grahams

7. Golden State

8. Golden Retriever

9.Golden Corral

10. Golden Opportunity

Monday, November 28, 2011

10 Things That are "Amazing"

1. Grace

2. Spider-Man

3. Race

4. Cakes

5. Johnathan

6. Facts

7. Space

8. Discoveries

9. Deals

10. Cosmetics

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Back 10x

1. Backbone

2. Backlash

3. Flashback

4. Backslider

5. Comeback

6. Backtrack

7. Back talk

8. Back up

9. Back in Black

10. Back Pack

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

10 Reasons I am Thankful for Kristin Goodwin

1. She was a Porker Beauty at Arkansas High.

2. She ends phone conversations like this, "Okay. Gotta go bye!"

3. She is the Godmother of my youngest child.

4. She will hit you with an F-5 talk tornado.

5. She always takes the noon lunch so that she can watch All My Children.

6. When All My Children went off the air she wrote a poem in its honor.

7. She can't stay in one place for very long.

8. She has an infectious laugh.

9. She loves you and she loves your mama.

10. She is a most loyal and honest friend.

Monday, November 21, 2011

10 Thanksgiving Day Memories

1. One year my brother grabbed the entire left over ham, reclined in my father's chair, set the ham on his chest and preceeded to cut thick slices and devour them.

2. Jello with ham chunks inside

3. Barry Sanders

4. John Madden

5. The annual family football game was once played on a frozen pond, using an orange football.

6. Roy Brimer never dropped a pass.

7. We always muted the Cowboys game so we could pray.

8. Karalyn's cornbread salad and banana pudding

9. Tofurkey

10. Dominoes and laughter

Friday, November 18, 2011

10 Overplayed Karaoke Songs

1. Joker

2. Imagine

3. Desperado

4. Margaritaville

5. Love Shack

6. I Will Survive

7. Don't Stop Believing

8. Sweet Caroline

9. Living On A Prayer

10. Friends in Low Places

Thursday, November 17, 2011

10 Magicians

1. David Copperfield

2. Harry Houdini

3. Michael Casey

4. David Blane

5. Penn and Teller

6. Harry Blackstone Sr.

7. Criss Angel

8. P.C. Sorcar

9. Siegfried and Roy

10. Derrick Rose

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

10 Blind Musicians

1. Ray Charles

2. Ronnie Milsap

3. Stevie Wonder

4. John Kay

5. Andrea Bocelli

6. Jose Feliciano

7. Blind Willie Johnson

8. Art Tatum

9. Jeff Healy

10. Doc Watson

Monday, November 14, 2011

10 Words My Mom Commonly Mispronounces

1. Arkadelthia- Arkadelphia

2. Philadelthia- Philadelphia

3. A Some more- S'mores

4. She pronounces the L in Tortilla

5. Cool out- Chill out

6. Prostrate- Prostate

7. Sundee- Sunday

8. Illinoise- Illinois

9. Properdy- Property

10. Sinner- Center

Friday, November 11, 2011

10 Movie Cameos

1. Steve Martin- The Muppet Movie

2. Chuck Norris- Dodgeball

3. Lance Armstrong- Dodgeball

4. Mike Tyson- The Hangover

5. Billy Idol- Wedding Singer

6. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Airplane

7. Elvis Costello- Talladega Nights

8. Mos Def- Talladega Nights

9. Bill Murray- Zombieland

10. Keith Richards- Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

10 Self Discovered Allergens

1. Beer

2. Niacin

3. Wheat

4. Red Meat

5. Grass

6. Polyester

7. Scented Soap

8. Body Oil

9. Baking Powder

10. Corn

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

10 Delicious Space Treats

1. Moon Pies

2. Star Crunch

3. Milky Way

4. Mars Bar

5. Starbursts

6. Cosmic Brownies

7.Satellite Wafers

8. Starlight Mints

9. Moon Rocks

10. Galaxy Bar

Monday, November 7, 2011

10 Perfectly Clean Words that Sound Dirty

1. Fuchsite

2. Diphthong

3. Backhoe

4. Fallacious

5. Cockchafer

6. Angina

7. Uranus

8. Masticate

9. Hoarfrost

10. Coccyx

Saturday, November 5, 2011

10 Actors/Entertainers Turned Politician

1. Arnold Schwarzenegger

2. Ronald Reagan

3. Clint Eastwood

4. Al Franken

5. Jesse Ventura

6. Sonny Bono

7. Jerry Springer

8. Shirley Temple Black

9. Ben Jones

10. Jack Kelly

Thursday, November 3, 2011

10 Church Marquees I've Seen Around Town

1. Fall Leaves 
    Jesus Doesn't

2. Behold! I come quickly.

3. Give Satan an Inch...
     He'll Be a Ruler

4. Kneel Before God And You Can Stand Before Anyone

5. Don't Join A Gym. Walk Daily With God.

6. Give God What's Right, Not What's Left.

7. Only God Can Take 2 Pieces Of Wood And Build A Bridge To Heaven.

8. No Jesus No God.   Know Jesus Know God.

9. Jesus: He's Coming
    Justice: It's Coming

10. To Be Almost Saved Is To Be Totally Lost

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

10 Teams I Played For As A Kid

1. Squeaky Clean Dustbusters

2. C&C Carpet Factory

3. Ewoks

4. Lobos

5. Orange Whalers

6. Blue Royals

7. CC Strikers

8. Purple Panthers

9. Eagles

10. Plano Mets