10 Whites In Arkansas

1. White Water Tavern

2. White Hall

3. Matt White

4. Dillard's White Sale

5. White Chocolate Oreo's

6. White Trash

7. White River

8. White County

9. White River Monster

10. White water rapids at Wild River Country

10 Sporty Thoughts

1. Why are first, second, and third called bases, but Home base is called Home plate? You don't eat off of it.

2. How come when someone hits a ball off of the foul pole it's a fair ball? Shouldn't it be called a fair pole?

3. A strike is when you swing at a ball and miss. A ball is when you don't swing, and the ball is nowhere close to Home plate. Why is the term ball used, and why do you need four of them?

4. Why is baseball the only sport where the coach dresses like the players?

5. Why can't a fan throw a Homerun ball back onto the field for the home team to try and get the batter out before he reaches home plate? Make him earn that shit.

6. I don't understand why they throw guys out for fighting. I mean, if a pitcher and a batter want to go at it, let them fight , and then eject the instigator.

7. I wish that the goalposts in football had motorized wheels that moved back and forth. One lucky fan could win an opportunity to be in control of moving the goalpost back and forth while the other team is trying to kick a field goal.

8. The no hands rule in soccer should be modified. All players can use their hands except for the goalie. However, a goal can only be scored with the feet, and no one can come into the 18 yard box.

9. I'm not sure if there is still a trampoline basketball league. This sport could be modified by putting a pool filled with crocodiles in the middle of the playing area.

10. I still don't understand why they call it football when only two guys use their feet.

10 Bad Actors

1. Keanu Reaves

2. Paul Walker

3. Jamie Kennedy

4. Pauly Shore

5. Rob Schneider

6. John Wayne (Yes. John Wayne)

7. Tyrese

8. Brendan Fraser

9. Shaq

10. Chuck Norris

10 Marts

1. Kmart

2. Walmart

3. E-Z Mart

4. Quicke Mart

5. Stein Mart

6. Petsmart

7. Liquor Mart

8. Art Mart

9. Fish Mart

10. Car Mart

10 Deceased Childhood Pets

1. Sugar (Accidentally Poisoned)

2. Sniffles (?)

3. Sunny (Froze to death)

4. Muffin (Old age)

5. Shelly (Car)

6. Kelly (Backed over by car)

7. Goldie (Overfed)

8. D O G (Car wreck)

9. Gerbel I (Sniffles)

10. Snoop (Almost 17 and won't be around much longer)

10 People who have Inspired Me

1. Apollo Creed

2. Goose (Top Gun)

3. Paul Harrison

4. Terry Fox

5. Hacksaw Jim Duggan      

6. Mr. T

7. Ada Joan Brimer

8. Jim Ingram

9. Marshall Watkins

10. Obi wan

10 Things That I Thoroughly Enjoy

1. The ever elusive Peach Icee.

2. David Juke's jokes.

3. Sunday mornings with my girls.

4. Bicycle stunts with my brother.

5. Small town cafes.

6. Cake walks

7. Crane machines

8. Summer vacations with Frankie and T.R.

9. Peanut Brittle delivered by Grandpa Kerby

10. Camping with my family.