10 Reasons Why I Love My Mom

1. She's always encouraged me to be my self.

2. She let me make my own mistakes. However, she was always there to pick me up whenever I fell flat on my face.

3. She has never judged me.

4. She is 4ft. 11in. tall, but tough as nails.

5. She says, "Arkadelthia" and "Philadelthia.

6. She truly loves her family.

7. She was a Farmersville High Farmerette.

8. She is an incredible hugger.

9. She taught me how to put someone in a figure four leg lock.

10. She makes the best grilled cheese sandwiches.

10 Things Destroyed During Cinco De Mayo

1 Beard

2 Beers

3 Miles

4 Liters of water

5 Tortillas

6 Cookies

7 Layer bean dip

8 Cookies

9 Nachos

10 Fresh Jalapenos

10 "Mo/Moes"

1. Mo Money

2. Moe Howard

3. Mo-ped

4. Elmo

5. Mofo

6. Slo-Mo

7. Mo Rocca

8. Mo Willems

9. Moe Szyslak

10. Molecular Operating Environment

10 Life Changing Pieces of Advice I Received from My Father

1. "Don't tell your mother this, but after Kevin we just sort of gave up. You can do whatever you want."

2. "Never go to Home Depot, unless you know exactly what you are looking for. Otherwise you're going to need a sack lunch and some comfortable shoes, because it's going to take a while to find someone that can help you."

3. "Don't cheer for the Mavericks. They'll break your heart."

4. "Never argue with your sister."

5. "If you shop at Payless, you can buy ten pairs of shoes for a third of the price that most people spend on one fancy pair."

6. "You might as well go for it. No matter what you do time still passes."

7. "Snow peas with eggs are bad."

8. "Don't ask your mother about the bag of pecans."

9. "If you ever get married, buy a bunch of land, and have a son that moves out, when he asks you if he can leave his dog say no."

10. "If you ever have the choice of buying a fully restored classic car for the same price as a brand new car, don't be stupid. Buy the new car, because it's new."

10 Things That Used To Make Me Nervous

1. Rest Stops

2. Banks

3. Church

4. Electrical Outlets

5. Tornadoes

6. Babies

7. Old Folks

8. Telephones

9. Company

10. Long lines

10 Things That are "True"

1. True Grit

2. True Love

3. True Blood

4. True Story

5. True Friend

6. True Lies

7. True Potatoes

8. True Romance

9. True Confessions

10. True Justice

Otis 10 Times

1. Otis Redding

2. Otis Spunkmeyer

3. Otis Elevator

4. OTIS- Offender Tracking Information System

5. Otis Campbell- drunk from Andy Griffith

6. Otis College of Art and Design

7. Otis National Guard Base

8. Otis the Cow- character from Nickelodeon

9. Otis the Aardvark- puppet

10. Otisstrabe- Underground metro station in Berlin