1. "Don't tell your mother this, but after Kevin we just sort of gave up. You can do whatever you want."
2. "Never go to Home Depot, unless you know exactly what you are looking for. Otherwise you're going to need a sack lunch and some comfortable shoes, because it's going to take a while to find someone that can help you."
3. "Don't cheer for the Mavericks. They'll break your heart."
4. "Never argue with your sister."
5. "If you shop at Payless, you can buy ten pairs of shoes for a third of the price that most people spend on one fancy pair."
6. "You might as well go for it. No matter what you do time still passes."
7. "Snow peas with eggs are bad."
8. "Don't ask your mother about the bag of pecans."
9. "If you ever get married, buy a bunch of land, and have a son that moves out, when he asks you if he can leave his dog say no."
10. "If you ever have the choice of buying a fully restored classic car for the same price as a brand new car, don't be stupid. Buy the new car, because it's new."
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