1. "You have to love him because it's illegal to kill him."
2. "Do I look as good as my word now?"
3. "We just kicked a real fresh turd on a real hot day."
4. "I was more happy to see her than a blind dog in a meat house."
5. "You'd rather get in a knife fight in a phone booth with Freddy Kruger than tangle with me."
6. "The last thing I need is to mess with some backwoods hillbilly who's gonna hand me my tailbone and tell me how to cook it."
7. "She's madder than a wet hen at an omelet scramble."
8. "I know you're all roostered up, but I ain't feeling your cock-a-doodle-do."
9. "A lot of times I been fishin' bo, but I ain't never felt like the bait."
10. "He had more rolls than a New York bakery."