Friday, December 9, 2011

10 Ways to Get Canned

1. No call. No show.

2. Always get sick on Monday

3. Complain about your job on Facebook

4. Get drunk on your lunch break

5. Sleep on the clock

6. Take an extra long lunch everyday

7. Every time your boss asks you to do something say, "That's not part of my job description."

8. Borrow stuff from your co workers, and sell it on Ebay.

9. Post inappropriate photos of yourself online.

10. Drunk dial your boss. 

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