1. Never wear an all satin outfit on stage because it wrinkles, and it shows where you are sweating.
2. Love is the only thing that truly matters.
3. Never take laxatives because they always seem to work at the wrong times.
4. Never drink carbonated beverages on show days because it causes swelling.
5. You shouldn't mix pills with alcohol.
6. Beware of gifts from fans.
7. Limit your alcohol consumption when you're expecting.
8. Don't take someone out of rehab before the rehab.
9. Movies about country music are depressing.
10. If you have a lot of problems you need a lot of pills.
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