Friday, October 7, 2011

10 Jokes Written By People I Know (Not sure if all were written by the people who told them, but they made them their own.)

1. What's full of farts, but doesn't stink?    Your brain.   (Bella Kerby)

2. Why don't midgets become butchers?    The stakes are to high.  (Kevin Kerby)

3. Did you here about the gay midget?    He came out of the cupboard.  (Kevin Kerby)

4. What does a guy with two left feet wear to the beach?  Flip-Flips.  (Kevin Kerby)

5. What does Tammy Wynette do when it's hot out?    Stands by her fan.  (Abby Kerby)

6. What is the one thing a  Snuggie wearer says most often?  Man my ass is cold.  (Mason Kerby)

7. What was the chicken doing on the internet?  Checking its Face-bawk!  (Sulac)


8. Knock knock.  Who's there?  Banana. Banana who?   Just kidding!  (Amelia Kerby 3yrs.)

9. David Jukes tells this joke about a guy with a big giant orange for a head. This may be my favorite joke of all time. If you see him ask him to tell it.  (David Juukes)

10. Ask me if I'm an apple?  Are you an apple?  No.  (Lee Pearson)

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