Wednesday, October 5, 2011

10 Popular Responses To The Phrase "How are you?"

1. "Just fine. How are you?"

2. "Can't complain. No one would listen anyway."

3. "Just tired. That's all."

4. "Well I didn't see my name in the obits, so I'd say I'm having a good day."

5. "I'm straight."

6. "Peachy keen."

7. "Well I'm not in prison and I'm not dead. So I guess I'm doing pretty good."

8. "Just living the dream."

9. "I'm here."

10. "I'm making it."

1 comment:

  1. I feel I should represent the other hemisphere and hit you up with 10 Australian responses to the Phrase "How are you?"

    1. 'Fit as a mallee bull'
    2. 'MAAAAAAAAAAAaaaatttttteee!!!!'
    3. 'Flat out like a lizard drinking'
    4. 'Crook as Rookwood'
    5. 'Dry as a dead dingo's donger'
    6. 'Buzy as a cat burying shit'
    7. 'Sweatin' like a rapist'
    8. 'kids picked up a wog'
    9. 'hungry enough to eat the ass out of a low flying duck'
    10.'Cross as a frog in a sock'

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