1. A $400 gas bill.
2. Landlord building a wooden box around my hot water heater.
3. Ripping the crotch out of my pants while putting on shoes.
4. If my baby craps 4 times before 11 am.
5. If I crap 4 times before 11 am.
6. If it's raining and the sun is shining
7. If I wake before 6 am with that excited Christmas feeling and it's not Christmas.
8. If my mother-in-law calls me 3 times in 1 hour.
9. If I answer the phone and someone says, "What's up, Amigo."
10. If I forget to put the coffee pot under the spout before I brew the coffee.
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