1. "Somebody zigged when they should of zagged."
2. "They cut me from elbow to asshole."
3. "I pulled it in to fix an exhaust leak, and now the son of a bitch won't start."
4. "What the hell you doing, I never got that third shut off notice."
5. "I almost got it. Just a couple of cosmetic things left to fix."
6. "Hell, Kerby, how many pork rinds you think we can eat.
7. "Oh hell, this ain't my dog."
8. "It'll pass everything but the gas station."
9. "This retirement thing ain't all it's cracked up to be."
10. "I won't say another fucking word."
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