Wednesday, January 26, 2011

10 Things You Should Never Say to the Bride at Her Wedding

1.  Is that what you're wearing?

2.  Wow!  You did wear white.

3.  Is this your first time in a church?

4.  I didn't know you were pregnant

5.  So I guess you finally gave up.

6.  This is a lovely funeral, uh, I mean wedding.

7.  Aren't you a little old to be getting married?

8.  Have you even had a date before?

9.  I thought you said you were going to lose weight before today.

10.  Does this mean we're not going to do it?

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