1. "Sure, I'll play rugby."
2. "I'll help you move."
3. I picked up a new word at school and when my Dad called me in for dinner I said, "Okay, faggot."
4. "Sure, Jesus, I'll go to a Latin Hip Hop club with you."
5. When the policeman pulled me over and said, "The eyes never lie." I responded emphatically, "Yeah, they do."
6. When I made out with Brian Kelly's girlfriend, I said, "Hey, she kissed me first."
7. After my first real kiss, I said, "That wasn't as good as I remember."
8. When the sister of my first kiss leaned in to kiss me, I accidentally farted and said, "Keep trying to kiss me and I'll keep farting."
9. At Kroger when some ladies told my baby, "Your daddy's ignoring you." I said, "I'm not ignoring her, I'm trying to hurry to get way from you crazy bitches."
10. "Sure Trey, I'll go to Barnes and Noble with you."
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