Tuesday, July 5, 2011

10 Reasons I'm Not Celebrating Next Year

1. I have a meat hangover.

2. Our chickens are missing.

3. There was a snake, eating a frog in my garage.

4. Somebody ate my Apple Fritter.

5. I'm tired of pushing children in an uphill parade.

6. I don't want to listen to someone read the entire Declaration of Independence at the end of the uphill parade.

7. I was inches away from losing an eye last night.

8. My head hurts.

9. I have to figure out what to do with yet another blow up pool.

10. I hate cherry pie.

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