1. I woke up before 6 am.
2. My wife woke up before 6 am.
3. I packed my lunch today.
4. I drank an entire pot of coffee before 7 am.
5. My car wouldn't start because someone left my lights on for three days.
6. My socks match.
7. Every child I saw had on a brand new pair of shoes. I mean every child.
8. Multiple jobs were delegated to yours truly.
9. I put away about fifty different boxes of Kleenex.
10. There were 8 different varieties of dip in the teachers lounge. Most of them were empty by the time I remembered that I had forgotten to take a lunch break.
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