Thursday, August 25, 2011

10 Elementary School Memories Off The Top Of My Head Ya'll

1. Square dancing

2. Bus driver Johnny Brown listening to ZZ Top on the way home.

3. Doing back flips off of the swings before they were removed because they were to dangerous.

4. Being grabbed around the collarbone by Mrs. Helton because I was acting up in her class. "I didn't like Todd. I didn't like Randi. I didn't like Kevin. And I don't like you. You little s**t."

5. Mrs. K

6. The music teacher had a deep voice, and she reeked of cigarettes and cheap perfume.

7. Performing "Down By The Old Mill Stream," in a white t-shirt with a bow tie and suspenders which were designed by using puff paint.

8. Mr. Box  threw erasers.

9. The lunch room was sound proof.

10. The lost and found was huge. You could lift the door up and get inside. If your classmate asked to go look in the lost and found for a lost item, you could, if you were quick enough, ask the teacher for permission to go to the restroom. Then you could sprint past your classmate, in order to make it seem as though you had a bathroom emergency. Next you could climb inside and wait for someone to reach in. When they did you could grab there hand and listen to them squeal.

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