Wednesday, August 10, 2011

10 Sayings I've Recently Heard, And They Will Be Worked Into My Daily Banter

1. "We Gucci." Translation: We're all good

2. "I feel like you're trying to feed me a s**t sandwich."

3. "Put your fist in the sky short i."

4. "Everything we say stays within this circle. This circle gets no bigger than right here, but it can get smaller."

5. "Are you a child of God or not? Then hand me my iced tea."

6. "You are to quietly."

7. "There's strawberries in the computer."

8. "I like to eat, I like to shop and I love that Paper."

9. "Take a break. We ain't government workers."

10. "You like one of them motorless fans. All soft walking and s**t. You scared me."

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