Thursday, August 4, 2011

Don't Get Your Hopes Up. I Still Don't Know How To Fix/Build Stuff

1. I miraculously fixed my air conditioner, saving my wife and I an expensive after hours service call.

2. I built a chicken coop with my brother. 1 month later it is still standing.

3. I built my daughters a lemonade stand. They were very successful on their first day of business.

4. The flowers I planted three months ago are thriving in this heat.

5. I fixed the side door of my house. It now swings all the way open.

6. I patched holes in my back fence.

7. I patched one of my bike tires.

8. I tightened the belt on our treadmill.

9. I tightened a loose rung on the slide at the playground.

10. I replaced an underground sprinkler head at my parents house.

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