1. He is one of the greatest Trivial Pursuit players in the south.
2. He is too loyal.
3. He makes delicious grilled cheese sandwiches.
4. He gets real grouchy, but he is lovable.
5. He may not be the most athletic, but he got a Masters degree in shit talking.
6. He can dissect an opponent during a debate, without anyone noticing he never mentioned anything about the topic at hand.
7. He can speak in a fake foreign language, and it almost certainly sounds legit.
8. His knowledge for musical history is ridiculous.
9. He is a master of disguise. If need be, he can still fit into his old boy scout uniform.
10. He writes his own jokes, and he is the only person I know, who is funnier when a joke bombs, than when it is successful.
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