1. William and Kate got married in West Minster Abbey. I got married to Abby.
2. William whispered, "You look beautiful." I said, "Damn girl!"
3. They had the whole world watching. We chose a small intimate gathering.
4. They had the royal family. We had Craig O'Neill.
5. I wore a traditional tuxedo. He didn't even wear a tie.
6. Oprah had a Royal Wedding feature. The Arkansas Democrat wrote, "The groom is a waiter."
7. They had their reception at Buckingham Palace. We chose a classy reception, with seven bands at the Clear Channel Metroplex.
8. There was no beer at the Royal reception. We had seven kegs, margarita machines, and jello shots.
9. They had Paparazzi everywhere. We had Soiree.
10. They enlisted the help of a composer for their wedding day music. We had a boom box controlled by Ben Dickey.
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