Sunday, February 20, 2011

10 Quotes from My Wife's Grandmothers

1. "He's supposed to pass the beans. They're right in front of his face. What is he blind?"

2. Right before opening a gift on her birthday she said, "Alright, let me see what else I don't need."

3. "Why did they name her Amelia? When there's so many pretty names like, Jane or Ruth."

4. "That sure is a big bite for such a little baby."

5. "Don't leave the doors open, or  lizards will come in, and run across your face at night."

6.  "Bella looked just like her momma when she was born. Just beautiful. This one looks like Josh."

7. "Me and Tilly will be coming for lunch. Better set an extra place."      

8. "How's that brother of yours? He has no manners."           I burped real loud after she said this.

9. "Why are your children being so loud? They're gonna lose the starter for my Mexican Train Dominoes."

10. "Back then women were much thinner because we chased the children around, instead of going to work, and eating."

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